Just meee

petitetiaras:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

(via taste-my-rainbow)

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(via deadb1ogger)

dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day

me: dad they barely even leave their room